Created: 08/22/2025
Welcome to The Fierce Unwind (a.k.a. The F.U.). We’re here to roast exhaustion, not your privacy. This page explains what happens when you hang out with us online.
1. Information We Collect
- What you share: Your email (if you sign up for the quiz, rituals, or store).
- What tech collects: Cookies, analytics, and the usual internet breadcrumbs (like IP address, browser type, what pages you clicked).
2. How We Use It
- To send you clarity tools, rituals, and emails you actually signed up for.
- To improve our site, because even satire works better with data.
- To keep the digital gremlins away (a.k.a. site security).
We don’t sell, rent, or hand out your data like free samples. Ever.
3. Cookies (Not the Fun Kind)
- We use cookies to see how the site is working.
- You can turn them off in your browser settings (but the site may look cranky without them).
- No, unfortunately, we cannot make them chocolate chip.
4. Third-Party Tools
We use third-party tools (like analytics and email services) to keep things running. They may track standard stuff, but they play by their own privacy rules.
5. Your Rights
You can:
- Unsubscribe from emails anytime (link at the bottom of every email).
- Request to see or delete your data (just ask).
- Block cookies (if you’re into that kind of rebellion).
6. Updates
We may update this policy when needed. If it changes, we’ll post it here — no smoke signals required.
Questions? Reach us via the Contact page. We’ll respond with clarity, not jargon.